My essay "Reason to Avoid Getting a Haircut" appeared in issue 2 of On The Brighter Side, which was released in pdf form recently. If you're interested, you can download the issue here.
The humor mag is new but it pays $50 for humorous fiction and essays (although they are currently closed to subs).
p.s. If for anything, download the pdf just to see my picture. Paunchy, portly, plump I may be. But I think the photo got screwed up because I look like an offensive lineman who was cut from the team for being out of shape.
3 comments:
Funny stuff! My favorite? Your father wanting your haircut to communicate one thing: ________ (I won't ruin it)
Nice pic, sheesh. Maybe time to replace the 5-cheese ravioli with a piece of fruit.
Best Wishes!
Don
Jeez, Dave, did they work you over in the alley before they took that picture?? Or is it your evil twin, Skippy?
Dave - Simply wonderful! I especially loved the reference to Goofus and Gallant. My own memory of the G-boys was the waiting room of our optometrist, who we now realize was a bona fide "quack." If I recall correctly, the issues on his table also dated back about five or so years! That means probably a collector's item today.
Your writing voice just keeps getting stronger...
Anne
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