Anyway, I'm a corporate flight attendant, did undergrad at Fairfield University, and like long walks on the beach. Just kidding. I mean I do, but... oh well, I mean we're introducing anyway; I prefer to eat all my food with chopsticks or sundae spoons and I am weirdly afraid of goldfish. Finally, I believe that being slightly eccentric, a la Greta Garbo, is a prerequisite to being a writer. I can't wait to meet you all in August! See you soon!